Weight Loss Program

Lexie says: "Mom, do you have a baby in your tummy?"

I say: "No, I do not, why?"

Lexie says: "You should go see a doctor, because there is a baby in your tummy!"

I say: "Lexie, I do not have a baby in my tummy. That is not nice to say to a person if they are not having a baby."

Lexie says: "Well, your tummy is bigger than Aunt Melanie's....and she is having a baby."

And, that is when I was involuntarily enrolled in a weight loss program, that will include sit up's, eating lean foods and drinking only water for the rest of my life.