Cats in the City

Last night, I went with a group of 17 Moms to see "SEX IN THE CITY". Since Bella is ultra inquisitive these days, she asked what movie I was going to see. Tim, on his toes, said "CATS IN THE CITY". We didn't want her asking us what Sex is....she is 5.

Anyhow, as the evening goes....the group of us went to a restaurant nearby to have dinner and a cocktail or two. We walked to the movie theater and not 30 minutes into the movie, my friend Roxy's phone rings....She exclaims "WHAT" really loud, I knew it wasn't good. Her Mom was watching her 3 children and her son, a 6 year old, was missing....he had been missing for an hour before they called her.
Since Roxy was my ride (and my neighbor), myself and 3 other women were out the door, in the car and on our cell phones making things happen (if that wasn't warped speed enough, I think our driver was flying our car, I am not sure if the wheels ever touched the road, I am serious)....

Anyhow, I called T-bone and told him to wake the girls up, get in the car and go straight to the pool. FYI- The pool is usually one of the last places people look for missing children, I wanted to be proactive. FORTUNATELY, he wasn't there. So, T-bone and the girls were on patrol, finally ending up at Roxy's house about 3 minutes before we did.

Well, we live in a gated community and in front of our gate, we drove our SUV right up to 2 people "DOING IT" in the front seat of their car. They were naked, really fully naked. Since we were being detectives on a quest for our 6 year old little buddy, we took down their license plate number while we had our brights shining right on their......well, you know.

Back to the story, T-bone walked into Roxy's house with her husband Joe....within a minute, T-bone had found their son, hiding under the formal dining room table. Just as T-bone finds him, Joe (the dad of the missing boy) turns to T-bone and says "I am following you at the Easter Egg hunt next year!!!".

Ha! Anyhow, don't tell me how "Cats in the City" ends, I have a date in 2 weeks to go back and see it.....and Roxy's son offered to buy our tickets with the money he has been saving....awww.