Stalker and the Escapee, a love story

Once upon a time, there was a boy who met a girl in a bar. The boy thought the girl was really hot, so he went to talk to her (stalker), but OH NO, she was gone (escapee). Then, about 5 minutes later, the girl appeared again (idiot), talking to herself (blonde), thinking that her trolls friends were behind her, listening.
Boy walks over to girl and says "I know this sounds like a pick up line, but I never forget a name"...."You look familiar, what is your name". Girl says (all the while mesmerized by his light green eyes, much like the boy being lured by the snake in Jungle Book)...."my name is sassy". Boy says, "No, I don't know you. My name is t-bone"....The boy talked to the girl for about an hour, then wrote his phone number (with another VERY UGLY girls lip pencil) on the back of his business card. Then, the girl, who was desperate really interested in the boy, called him the next day, held him down on a lawn chair and kissed him until he agreed to marriage.

That girl, who is still mesmerized by that boys eyes, got married to that boy (even though he was really stalking her) 6 years ago today, February 1st.

And that, my friends was how the boy and the girl, minus a few bumps, bruises, heartaches, scars, a few moves, some smelly toots, heated discussions about smelly toots and tickle wars along the way, lived
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.