WANTED

Height: 4 feet something, weight: light as a feather. Brown hair, brown eyes

Wanted for: Bossing her family around and for being Sassy to her Mom. She is highly intelligent and speaks 3 languages.

5 feet something, Weight unknown, Brown, blonde, black or red hair (depending on her mood that day at the salon), Brown eyes

Wanted for: Being a Blog pusher.

6 foot something, scale breaking weight, Dark brown hair with gel, light brown hair without gel, green eyes

Wanted for: Leaving clothes, shoes and the sunday newspaper in random spots on the floor.

Height: 4 foot something, Weight: mentally solid as a rock, Brown hair, blue eyes

Wanted for: 3 year old temper tantrums and being able to manipulate her parents into doing things they don't want to do because of her cute smile and bubbly personality.

If you see any of these people, please contact us...We have a tree switch and a bright light waiting for them. Do not try to apprehend these people. They are considered to be armed with adorable-ness and may sass you, throw recycled paper at you, sign you up for a blog and smile at you while taking your candy.
OK, seriously, these are our passport pictures. For the low low price of a grand, one kidney and part of your children's college fund, you can have them expedited to you in a timely manner. Well, that blows our luxurious trip to Antarctica. Guess we will just sweat it out here in Texas.