I can bring home the bacon...
(from Target, Oscar Mayer Turkey Bacon)
Fry it up in a pan....
(it is a skillet, but whatever)
AND, never let you forget your a man....
(I remind you to take out the trash, mow the lawn, to stop farting near me, sexy huh?)
CUZ I'M A WOMAN...
(I never wore that perfume, or any for that matter, allergic. I do, however, sing that song almost every morning, as I am cooking my yummy turkey bacon and eggs)
I am on a food kick aren't I? Well, I love to eat and I am having my "time" of month, cranky and hungry.....so, there you have it!
OOOH, hey, Dallas friends, go eat Taco Bueno for me, ok?
I will go to the beach for you ALL WEEKEND LONG on my MOMS ONLY weekend away...yippee
You make a mean and crispy turkey bacon, I can vouch for that. I liked the reminding him he's a man part the best, you funny girl.
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny...hope you are having fun on your Mom's weekend away.
ReplyDeleteWe had Pappasitos this week....it's not Bueno, but better!
ReplyDeleteYou're soo funny!!!! Thank for the laugh :)
ReplyDeleteHope your moms weekend at the beach was fun! miss you guys!
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