Humpty Dumpty

Had a great fall......

We all know the nursery rhyme. Well, I had a great fall tonight. I was trying to discreetly close my blinds, since a neighbor was calling us from her front yard and she can see into our family room. I didn't want to answer the phone, so I was trying to be stealth and close the blinds, I fell, hard. I fell over a chair, into a table, pushing a lamp into the window and bending it in half, scratching up my favorite wood side table....and I had scissors in my hand. Miraculously, I didn't stab myself with them.

I camped out on the floor crying for about 15 minutes. I have a sprained toe, a sprained thumb, a knotted and bruised shin and my back feels like I got ran over by a car. It is funny, I know, I would be laughing, but it hurts to laugh.

I was an episode out of I Love Lucy.

So, now, I am preparing my heart for Kindergarten on Monday, icing down my back, popping aspirin, trying to fill orders that I am a little behind on, and am seriously considering Xantax or flavoring my coffee with Bailey's in the mornings, after I have taken the Xantax....Seriously!

Signed,
Humpty