Let me ask you...do you tinkle in the bathroom sink?
Avery, the culprit of my anim-al-ocity, takes it upon himself to urinate in baskets, on top of my bebe jacket, or even, my child's brand new hand dyed skirt if it is located on top of the dryer.
It doesn't matter that his litter box is a few feet away, he jumps UP onto the dryer.....Like he is drunk, disoriented.
So, if you are in need of a free, alcoholic, territory markin' cat, come on over and get him! He is ALL yours!
That's quite an advertisement you have there! But, I think I'll stick to my litter box trained kitty for now. :)
ReplyDeleteumm... I think I'll keep my good little kitty, too.
ReplyDeleteEgads, woman. I'd be selling that cat to the local asian market. Yick.
ReplyDeleteTrade your cat for my dog? Yeah, I didn't think you would go for that one!
ReplyDeleteOk, forget the pickup only bit, I will Hand (or foot) deliver anywhere in the continental USA. Call anytime, or email 24/7. I have the carrier ready and the car gassed up.
ReplyDeleteYou know he's better than my cat any day!
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