Sunday, February 17, 2008

my punK-tuation

Why do they call it your PERIOD? Does anyone know?

Oh, it makes a statement all right, like in 8th grade, when one might be wearing, um, say white pants. It makes a statement, so shouldn't it be called an exclamation point!

Or a comma, since there are times of the month that someone might be like, I think I started, well, did I, hmmm, or is this the preliminary punctuation....huh?
Let me ponder that for a moment....(see, a comma)

It could be a question mark too....Like, what the heck???? OOOOH, dang it.

So, a PERIOD.
I am renaming it....I started my PUNK-tuation.

5 comments:

  1. My DH calls mine my Exclamation Point. For very, very good reason.

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  2. Awesome new name. I might call mine my ; semi-colon. Since I started Seasonique, I only have it 4 times a year- almost as often as you actually use the ; in everyday writing.

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  3. How about the question Mark? Since that is what most men...well nevermind.

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  4. punk, huh? well i def feel like one at that time of the month!

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