We are avoiding caffeine, as you know, caffeine is like a magic potion for turning me into a crazy (ok, crazier) person.
We have only had ONE mishap of a missing person. We found her, after about 10 minutes of wondering if she had fallen in...
It was Nan-E. She went to the restroom in Starbucks and failed to notice the sign on the door (forgot her glasses). The sign was literally the size of a credit card and it was pasted all the way over by the hinges of the door, instead of by the handle, where people ACTUALLY open the door. I mean, who enters a door through the hinges??? I am not gifted with those kinds of hinge breaking super powers...I do have go-go-gadget arms though....another post for another time....
At first, she thought that Texas just had a "new style" of bathroom handle. Which, honestly, wouldn't be entirely abnormal. Texas does things a little diff-ern'T
However, soon realizing that she was in a lock down, solely self inflicted...she knocked on the door, for a while, and started to raise her voice, then some cranky pants Manager came by to tell her that the restroom was broken (like she hadn't already figured that one out). She told Nan-E to push against the door (this lady was a genius)....
Anyhow, I am happy to report that Nan-E made it out alive, tickled, hysterical and almost cackling while recreating the series of "events" for me.
**Nan-E thought for sure that the fire department was going to be coming to her rescue. If that is all it takes to get hot firemen to rescue you....I may just have to pack my book and a light snack and head on over to Starbucks, again tomorrow...(I am just saying, honey, it would be funny if it happened again, I mean, firemen aren't hot...you are HOT, honey, sizzling hot, smokin')
(never a dull moment with Nan-E)
We miss you. Love,
Sounds like fun times. I would totally "accidentally" lock myself in the bathroom, if I knew a hot fireman would resue me. Actually, i would get lost in the Rockies, if I knew Harrison Ford would rescue me. I'm not too picky.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. Hot firemen. hmm.. I love having kids; I can talk to the hot firemen who are grocery shopping and just use Adam, as the little worm, to catch the fish. (omg- I just compared my son to a worm... in order to talk to hot men, in the grocery store. I'm a bad bad woman.) Ohhh welllllll :)
ReplyDeletePS> thanks for that nice comment, you just left me. Gotta be bold with what you believe, that's what I think anyway! :) And... listen... have you looked in the mirror? You're beautiful.And... if it makes you feel better, I am having a birthday next week. I'll be 13, finally! ha ha. ;)
First, your mom is adorable.
ReplyDeleteSecond, can you wait until I get there to lock yourself in the bathroom. I mean, it has NOTHING to do with hot firemen. I just wouldn't want you to be lonely. That's all--I promise. :)
Sounds like you ca-razy girls are having fun! Keep it up! Enjoy your time with your Mom...I know you will!
ReplyDeleteSounds like Y'all are having a blast!! I'm all for letting some hot firemen help me out!! ;)
ReplyDeleteSounds like you, your girls and mom are having a blast!
ReplyDeleteGlad you are having so much fun with your mom!!
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous, I really miss my mommy!
You really should get paid for your written word.
ReplyDeleteHearing your mom laughing hysterically while attempting to tell the "bathroom at starbucks" story was PRICELESS. Hearing her laugh is always a treat to my heart and lifts me up in a special way.
Enjoy her while you have her there!
Love,
Kenny