Why Me Me?

OHMommy tagged Amy Amy, and then she tagged Me Me. So, here I go go...

How long have you been blogging?
I have been blogging for a year and one month. My friends hog tied me and told me if I didn't do it, they would give me a wedgie.

What inspired you to start a blog and who are your mentors?
I am deathly afraid of wedgies, so, I started this blog (naked). You can read my first blog post HERE. You can read the fear in my boots, my teeth were chattering, my bootie was clenched so tight, I was scared they were coming for me.
My mentors are the people who are great writers/bloggers, great friends and the people that I stalk. But, none of them really know they are my mentors. It is completely one sided. My greatest mentor is my Mom. She rocks!

Are you trying to make money online, or just doing it for fun?
No. I am happily blogging without compensation, entertaining you people for free, while my children are starving and running around naked....You can make donations HERE.

What 3 things do you love about being online?
1. I can be interrupted 1,000 times in my convo to you people and you'll never know (well, now you do). It's kind of therapeutic, in a sense.

2. It offers me the freedom to ignore my children's ongoing requests and let my husband take care of their every demand (I love that man)....cuz, I trained them young, told em I was "workin" when I am on the computer, not to bother me, go ask your daddy....

3. My parents and grandparents can read about the daily adventure's that me and the girls embark upon, from 400 miles away. It helps them to feel like they are cleaning up juice off the tile, even though they aren't.

What 3 things do you struggle with online?
1. Trying to STOP myself from reading the 1.4 million blogs out there on a daily basis. I am in therapy for that right now.

2. Learning HTML. It is like having your brain served up to you in a frying pan.....

3. Constipation. I sit in front of this dang box thangy for so long that I forget to take a, uhem, Smoke Break.

I, therefore, tag Sarah because I don't think she has been tagged and I thought she should feel included in this thought process, and, PB&J in a bowl because she hasn't been tagged in a few days and I didn't want to leave her out, I am a good friend like dat!

For you gals, I am switching it up a bit, stole this from Mommee & Her Boys
Do this MEME instead...

Finish the sentence with the 1st thought that comes to your mind.

I know....

I believe...

I fought....

I am angered....

I love....

I need....

I take....

I hear....

I drink....

I hate....

I use....

I want.....

I like.....

I feel....

I wear....

I left....

I do.....

I hope...

I dream....

I drive...

I listen....

I type.....

I think....

I need...

I wish...

I am....

I regret....

I care....

I should....

I am....

I said...

I wonder....

I changed.... .

I cry...

I lose....

I leave...