Christmas Program...the new version

Once upon a time....
No, that's not how it goes...
Away in a manger ...no, that's not it either, hmmm.
AHHH, here we go...

Joseph and Mary left Nazareth for Bethlehem. Mary who was with child, and close to the birth, rode on a donkey while Joseph walked beside her. They traveled for many days and only rested at night....The next night Mary gave birth to a son and they named him Jesus, as the angel had said.
Then, the angels appeared to them and said "HI MOMMY"...
The shepherds came to see baby Jesus with their flock of sheep, who were fashionably dressed in Santa and leopard print attire. As the sheep were singing the "Merry Christmas" song to baby Jesus, one sheep cried out, "Mom, can I go home with you?"
The wise woman answered, "No honey, you have to stay at school". The angels rejoiced, the wise men, the shepherds and all the animals sang with glee, except for Lexie....who pouted and cried.

The End. Almost.
The teachers lined the town of Bethlehem up and let the wise men and women take their pictures. Promising the town that they would soon get their snack and playtime. So, everyone was happy, well, kind of...


THE END. (revised 2007)