Naked

I get emails weekly from Steve Madden.
This morning, I opened the link to find this season's "hottest new styles".

I only have one thing to say...
I am going to have naked feet!
I think my Grandmother has that purse in slate blue/gray

Ok, so to continue my day... I am online for a few hours, getting my Etsy store all set up. In the meantime, here are a few occurrences...

1. Mom, can you get me some yogurt? I can't open it. (She eats it). (I say "Lexie, you want yogurt too?")"No tank u". I sit down, start on my Etsy page, "Yes, I want some too, please". Nice manners.
2. 5 minutes later, I need some milk. 5 minutes later, I spilled my milk on my clothes.
   
3. I change her clothes. I need some juice. Bella wants juice too, please. OH, nice manners.
   
4. Later, Can you get me some juice, I'm hungry. I need you to wipe me. I want to watch HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. Bella won't let me sit on the futon, Lexie is kicking me.
   
5. I need to go potty, can someone please pause the movie? I am done, can someone please turn it back on? (I would like to know who "someone" is? I am the only one that can reach the remote)
   
6. My tummy is hurting from all the orange juice I drank. I spilled, MOOOOOMMMMM.
   
7. (I remove the futon cover to wash it.) Lexie is swinging a wooden yo yo and WHACKS the CRAP out of my ankle bone. I said it, I did, I said "DAMN IT" (I know, I am going to hear it repeated in a few days or weeks, I know)
8. Lexie is playing her dancing turtle over and over...(here it comes) I CAN'T HEAR THE MOVIE!!!!! (The turtle sings the macarena over and over and over again)
9. LEXIE......I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT TURTLE ANYMORE........MOOOOOOMMMM (I guess "someone" left the building)
   
10. It is now 10:20 and my number 1 key is frozen on my computer because some nameless punk spilled something on they keypad.
11. I am frying bacon, only this time it is pork bacon, because it is in the fridge laying on the top of the turkey bacon and I have the shakes. It tastes funny....I throw it out. Then, I burn my turkey bacon because I am typing this as I'm frying it.
    
12. Can you wipe me (again). MOOOOOMMMMMM (I wash my hands, don't worry)
    
13. 0:45 (see, the 1 key is frozen).....
14. 10:45, my Etsy store is open for business.
    
15. I started to turn the key and open the store at 7:20 this morning.
16. Are you making dinner? (No, I am frying bacon) OH, I want eggs. 5 seconds later, can I have a piece of bacon?
    

For all of you who think that Stay At Home Moms just lounge around leisurely all day, having a good old time.........Well, you can take that zebra print pump and stick it up your #@*%%$