Have you guys read about these FIT flops?
Apparently, it is the new shoe to aid in enhancing one's leg/butt.
They are sold out in
the UK, taking "PRE-ORDERS" in the US...
Are ya kiddin' me?
Wear a pair of stiletto's for a day....
that will give your legs and butt a real workout!
Chase a kid, ya lazy people...
Remember those shoes in the 90's that helped your leaping ability? They were
designed to help build your ability to jump higher, run faster? Anyone remember???
My brother had them. Yeah, he was still whitey, fast, but no bounce.
What will they come up with next? I need some shorts, and tank tops that make
me more physically fit while I am sitting on the couch, eating my Cheetos. I would pay good money for that!
Apparently, it is the new shoe to aid in enhancing one's leg/butt.
They are sold out in
the UK, taking "PRE-ORDERS" in the US...
Are ya kiddin' me?
Wear a pair of stiletto's for a day....
that will give your legs and butt a real workout!
Chase a kid, ya lazy people...
Remember those shoes in the 90's that helped your leaping ability? They were
designed to help build your ability to jump higher, run faster? Anyone remember???
My brother had them. Yeah, he was still whitey, fast, but no bounce.
What will they come up with next? I need some shorts, and tank tops that make
me more physically fit while I am sitting on the couch, eating my Cheetos. I would pay good money for that!
The Ad for the FIT FLOP
"Every step you take in the FitFlop helps tone and trim your legs.
The FitFlop's uniquely built multi-density midsole activates muscles midstep
to help tone your thighs, your calves and your glutes. In fact, FitFlops
are biomechanically engineered to absorb shock, lessen joint strain, and
recreate the gait of barefoot walking - but with a powerful new built-in
micro-wobbleboard workout-enhancing effect."
The FitFlop's uniquely built multi-density midsole activates muscles midstep
to help tone your thighs, your calves and your glutes. In fact, FitFlops
are biomechanically engineered to absorb shock, lessen joint strain, and
recreate the gait of barefoot walking - but with a powerful new built-in
micro-wobbleboard workout-enhancing effect."
I can save you some money - I have a nice cast boot here that anyone is welcome to. Carry that heavy thing around for 4 weeks and it'll feel like a workout - still waiting for the results though! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny! OR maybe just go to the gym! I don't believe that it does those things! Kind of like the celulite creams that make it go away, huh?
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