"Cajun Rice"

I have a rice cooker. I love it....that's the only way I have ever cooked rice.
Tim bought the rice this time, only it was MINUTE rice. Put it in the rice container and never looked at the bag.
First go at making rice, it wouldn't cook. Second go at it, still rare. Third go...um, rice cooker on FIRE. I hurriedly scooped the rice out of the middle and took my rice cooker for a walk to the curb.
I fed my children the rice with gumbo, not having a taste myself. Bella and Lexie weren't eating it and they really like rice and gravy....
Yeah, that rice was SMOKED, tasted like dirt. I say to them, "Hey, you are part Cajun and Cajun's eat most anything, probably even dirt, so gobble up"....You betta put some hot sauce on that damn sh*t.

A little trivia, minute rice will not make nice in a rice cooker. AND WHY NOT, it isn't like a rice cooker has any other job!.