Thursday, February 22, 2007

AAAAHHHHHHH!

Have you had that moment of panic, real freak out, heart palpitating panic where you think, I might just need to encase my face in a paper bag? That is me, hyperventilating~
Today, while at Target, I had a nice amount of good "stuff " in my cart when Lexie pushes an empty cart over to me. Without noticing, I push the new cart right along. When I got to the very back of the store, I looked down to notice, um NOTHING in my basket. WHAT?????

First thought, someone stole my purse right out of my basket.
Second, more rational thought, and ALL MY "STUFF" too....
Third thought, take a deep breath and think woman, think!
Forth thought, I am going to kick that guys ass in the baby section, the one that looks like the profile of a terrorist. I bet he took my purse and my "stuff "!

OOOOOOOmmmmmmm, relaxxxxxxx, think.....
I left my basket in the girls department along with my purse! 
Lexie's hand is in mine, I push the cart with my other hand at a very super warp speed....I look over and at some point and I think Lexie's feet might have touched the ground, but I cannot be certain. She is cracking up, by the way.
Anyhow, I get to the girls department and hear a beeping sound.....ALLELUIA, it is my cell phone.
Thank you my friend Sarah for sending me a text message at the perfect moment.
My purse was under my big ole pile of "stuff ".
Oh yeah, and terrorist guy in the baby section, I am watching you........

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